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Review of Dream Home
by billy osmond
Posted on July 19th, 2018
Neutral 4
Overall Rating
somewhere in this convoluted mess there is a great remake to be made. that said, this will divide fans entirely and i can't see how anyone, ever, would enjoy this film as a whole. break this bad "girl" down and you have 2 completely different tones and genres, splattered together with choppy editing. on one hand, you have a gore filled, unapologetic, asian sociopath version of dredd... yup!. while on the other hand, it's this whining, mundane, satire version of home buying.... gross! see how biased i was there, everyone is going to feel one way or the other, so i recommend to all the gore hounds: watch all of the killing spree and the last 5 minutes of dialog - you will have a 45 minute thrill ride of kills (which some i have never seen before). as for everyone else, look elsewhere, because if your idea of fun is home purchasing issues, sick families and sleazy golfing men. then you are going to vomit at the violence on hand and there is no way to get past it. a disclaimer: i know people have issues with things like animal cruelty and gore and beastiality and hairy butts and limp dicks and dry turkey and whatever haunts you at night, so if your thing is anything happening to a pregnant lady, then stay the fuck away. you have been warned. for the gore hounds, if the opening kill doesn't entice you, then don't bother, but i found a lot of them to be pretty killer! p.s: for the people who actually want to know the story and don't speak the native language, be ready to be kind and rewind, because the text moves a mile a minute. spoiler: it's all throw away anyways, what's wrong with you crazy people... lol. home buying = 0.5 innocent people killing = 3.5
billy osmond

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