Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

a steaming pile of fetid shit. what the fuck were they thinking? the tone was all over the place, the "action" confused and the acting? it's frustrating to me as i know gemma arterton is better than this. she's a fine actress and it's a shame she took this on. i can only imagine that the script was better when she signed on. one thing that really got on my tits was that they'd continually pause after doing a move. i don't know how else to describe it. rather than finish off the job they'll hold their position as if they need to fucking vogue instead of killing a fucking witch. it's a growing... read more