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dtv hard is unsurprisingly a little bland in terms of production but has enough quirks and a snappy pace to make up for it. one of those quirks is that people sure do get hit in the nuts a lot in this movie! the movie starts with jeff speakman getting hit in the nuts by his son (that one's called the dadly takeover thanks i'll be here all week) right before the title screen pops up which ended up setting the tone for far more testicular carnage. i counted 7 instances, one of which is a real doozy involving a shotgun. ron silver is sort of sleepwalking throughout all of it, but i got more than a little obsessed with the way he kept calling jeff speakman's character (who is called elvis hatfield, i kid you not): "hat rack".
another thing: what is up with dtv action stars called jeff and their ability to punch guys really fast? maybe i should make a polygon-style video and analyze which would be the superior jeff in a game of mario party 4: domination. speakman vs wincott.
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