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even knowing it was critically panned, i still found it a total and utter disappointment. juvenile fantasy, empty spectacle, nonsense plot, absolutely cringe-worthy script, rushed developments, even boring action scenes.
never has it been more obvious that the wachowskis' amazing success with the matrix was the result of how copiously they "homaged" other material and of having yuen woo-ping. there is not one scene in jupiter ascending that comes any close to what they showed there, or in bound for that matter. lame script and world building aside, why do this boring, trashy generic cgi-fest just because they have the budget for it? once upon a time i still believed that there is something behind the eye-blowing excesses; no more.
seriously, the writing is absolutely dreadful, like yet another fanfiction adaptation. special mention goes to pretty much everything after the last-second wedding crashing. just the idea that any of that was supposed to be tense or in any way serious is laughable. will jupiter give in to blackmail? oh noes, what will she do? said no one over the age of 10. and how does the system work? how much power do these people have? except for being very rich, what is the meaning of being a royal? what kind of world is that if the brazil segment makes sense for someone who is royalty? on the other hand, everyone is crashing on everyone's planet or ship as if there were no rules at all. "titus will pay" for lying to jupiter because she agreed to the marriage hours after she met him? what? "i'm not your mother." "i loved my mother." "then why are you trying to kill me?" what? and it goes on and on.
2 stars at the most. really dumb, really empty movie.
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