Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

why doesn't raph's sunglasses fall off, ever!!!... come on, i mean all that fucking detail and this is what pisses me off most. the dude is getting the shit kicked out of him, falling, jumping, rapping, hulking, punching, kicking, screaming, crying, and yet guess what.... glasses still on top of his head, because we need to know he's a badass hahahaha. we older generations know the personalities of them, but anyone new has to be like-why the fuck is this guy crying to his brothers about being a dick when nothing of the sort happened in the whole duration of the movie. worst character read more

this quirky comic classic has fallen by the bay-side, and turned into a corny cgi-fest on speed, with bad lines and unconvincing animated-character acting. the dirty sewer rat shifu wasn't what i imagined him to be, but mostly it was the lack of cohesive plot that wrecked it for me. read more

i completely forgot that i watched this until i saw an old poster for it. that's how great it was. to be fair it wasn't as terrible as i expected. however, it was far from being a good film that i want to see again. it was just far too laden with coincidences to be watchable. read more