Jack & Diane

this film is, well, a disaster. the story is lame beyond belief and the dialogue so incredibly bad and juvenile -- im talking 50 shades of grey level of bad, or worse, even. the film features easily the worst lines ive heard in a long time; check out these dreadful examples: 1) “‘cause, like, pity sucks.” 2) “i really have to pee. [then later] im lying to you -- i actually have to poo!” 3) [directed to her girlfriend] “damn, bitch, how long are you gonna be in there?” 4) “can i touch your nose with my toe?” 5) “im, like, really bad in the dark.” see what i mean? ugh. theres also some highly... read more