Christmas Bloody Christmas

My quick rating - 5;1/10. They do a fine job of introducing us to a couple characters that are so annoying you will be hoping they are the first ones to hit the naughty list. Riley Dandy and Sam Delich are handed the reigns to the opening and introduce us to the absolute pointless banter type conversation that was obviously inspired by Clerks. Don't mistake that comparison as a compliment since this version is just riddled with excessive F bombs that don't fit into the dialogue almost for shock effect. When these two get past the banter you know is leading them to the bedroom; along the way... read more

It's basically the Chucky remake mixed with Terminator with a lot of femchismo. Once again a 98lb woman could do what an entire Sheriffs Office couldn't. It's pretty cliched with all the tropes you'd expect from this type of movie. Points for gore, it's funny I kept thinking of VFW and it had the same director. Worth a watch, but nothing remarkable. Santa was played by the big tall kid from Parker Lewis Can't Lose a terrible TV show that ripped off Ferris Buellers Day Off. read more