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"we cannot turn against each other right now. that's what the beavers would want." you know, i'm gonna keep this one short. zombeavers is exactly what kind of movie you expect that it is, for good and ill. if an extremely low-budget horror comedy that makes the cheap-looking titular monsters a feature as opposed to a bug isn't you're thing, you're gonna wanna skip this one. it has risible characters, extra slatherings of cheese and corny dialogue du jour. on the other hand, if you're looking for a movie with some pretty great practical effects and a knowing lean into the camp, it's worth read
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yeah, that's how you make a really bad movie. but to be fair i think they were intended to do so...not some fancy-schmanzy bullshit that takes itself to serious but turns out to be bad...no, this one is meant to be shitty - okay, i just hope i'm right but they can't be real with that one ;-) and therefore it's so entertaining. i mean, come on, the "beaver-girl" crashing through the floor and biting the guy's schlong that is pure b-horror-movie-gold !!! they really went all the way, the whole nine yards, no shortcuts - no bullshiting and that's why i was so well entertained....a real good read
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shithead characters and dated jokes are such a horror trope that they don't even faze me anymore. i've seen worse? i've definitely seen examples without animatronic beavers, and lemme tell you they're just not the same! read
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