AVP: Alien vs. Predator

ein desaster: die richtigen alien filme waren für mich immer totspannend und sehr gruselig und schaurig gewesen; die predator filme hatten für mich dagegen stets einen hohen spaßfaktor - dieser film hier macht weder spaß , noch ist er in einer szene wirklich gruselig. die aliens sehen hier viel harmloser aus, als noch in ihren eigenen filmen, der ekelfaktor ist gleich null. dazu kommt, dass die predators komplett menschlich sind, und man sich fragt, ob paul anderson jemals einen der filme gesehen hat. im laufe der handlung werden die predators, dann endgültig ins lächerliche gezogen. dazu... read more

seeing as i'd gone though the alien series recently i thought i might as well top it off with the avp turds. i don't know what possessed me to think that was a good idea. so much wasted potential. everyone knows what has to happen to make these films work except, it seems, for the people who make them. i'm glad prometheus has seen fit to wipe this from being part of canon. i just don't have the energy to list the problems with this film. read more

when twentieth century fox decided to make this movie alien vs predator a reality i wonder why they chose to go with the lifeless paul w.s. anderson to do it. maybe they thought he was paul thomas anderson? or maybe not. i have a theory that goes like this: you see paul w.s anderson is not a good director nor is he good writer but he is good at creating a pitch. so he probably came into the fox offices and said: picture this. antarctica. 100 years ago. there is a a mining colony and we follow a guy who is being chased by who or not we do not know. he is killed. cut to today, a satellite read more