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Review of Tango & Cash
by Chris
Posted on August 13th, 2019
Positive 7
Overall Rating
this is fucking mental. absolutely fucking mental. i have no idea how much cocaine and other drugs were imbibed in the concept of this but i would safely classify it was an heroic amount. kurt russell is a sentient hair cut and sylvester stallone is a lab grown stock broker detective. the story is bizarre with timelines that aren't feasible and character choices that are impossible. that cliche of the villain putting the hero into a deadly situation and then fucking off without checking they're dead? that's pretty much this entire film. jack palance pretends to be sexually interested in rats. i think that's what he was going for. why the hell else was he rubbing them on his face or whatever he was doing there's a man with a face that, i'm assuming, was the template for either eric stoltz in mask or mickey rourke in sin city. kurt russell dresses up as a woman. prison shower joke in reverse. a strip club that's not a strip club. a car with boosters and rockets. it's just a stream of conciousness.

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