The Glimmer Man

50% boring 50% insane. no one understands metaphors in this movie: seagal is holding at gunpoint a guy who has a screwdriver in his hand and he says "this is like bringing a screwdriver to a gunfight." no, it's not like that, it is exactly fucking that. then some dude tells keenen ivory wayans "you say tomato..." to which he replies "yo motherfucker i didn't say tomato, i said terrorists." the absolute most insane dialogue in this movie however, one that proves seagal is a martian or some shit, is when they're at the morgue looking over a dead body: - seagal: "she's russian, georgian most read more