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i can't believe this is reese witherspoon; she is great. the whole movie just works like a charm, unpredictable, insane dark comedy, immensely quotable.
"so what you think it's ok do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?
well that's an open ended discussion, vanessa, dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. in fact, take it from me, a professional, vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron. "
"you're gonna do sex to me now?"
vanessa, i promise you, if we get really, really intimate, you are gonna be way past being offended.
what, you're gonna fuck me when i'm dead?"
"you shoulda let me out of the car when i asked you to, bob. you see what bad manners get ya? "
"i don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. i just... i love girls.
you can keep 'em. "
"alright, i'll make out with you. but no fucking 'cause i'm straight."
"why are you doing this?
'cause i'm pissed off and the whole world owes me. "
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