Cutting Class

holy shit, wtf? is what you'll be thinking during literally every scene. not a single effective scene in the entire film, not one. everyone in this movie is a creep or a jerk or both. the main girl paula (played by jill schoelen), that everyone is obsessed with, is just chirpy and oblivious of the fact that she lives among scummy predators, at all times. drink every time you see her father make an appearance. (inside-joke) the plot is horribly predictable. so predictable in-fact that you start to think even further ahead: "there must be another unnecessary twist to complicate this." and you'd... read more

oh my god what the fuck was this??? up until the final 10 minutes this was just awful and then it suddenly starts veering off into unintentionally hilarious territory as if it was always fully aware of what it was but i am not buying it because it is just too dumb for that. creepo factor is high as well with all that leering at jill schoelen's panties as if we're watching some dang anime. a couple of choice lines: "here's a copy of the murder." and "i wanna go fast." (#sanic) and of course this god awful mess ends on a reading of the movie's title, spoken by jill schoelen's dad as he finally... read more