Warlock: The Armageddon

the moon impregnates a woman in a high rise and gives birth to a henenlotter fetus which instantly grows up to be... naked julian sands aka our titular warlock. meanwhile elsewhere, an old druid kills his son so he can be reborn as a jedi to do battle with the warlock. this movie basically works like a reboot that wants to have a loftier lore, but is too excited about the idea of julian sands fucking people up while being a smarmy asshole to actually give it much thought. no complaints here, though. well, i will say that hickox' movies always lose their stride toward the end and this isn't an... read more