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2001
Maximum Risk(Movie), The Order(Movie), Hollyoaks: Let Loose(Anime), Special Forces(Movie), The Big Breakfast(Anime), El Gringo(Movie), Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone(Movie), Cyborg(Movie), Replicant(Movie)
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April 20, 2022 - by Joseph Sheldahl
this movie is so fucking weird. it's like a jackie chan movie, but without chan- and van damme in his place. i can't even give it a rating. there's a scene in the movie, mid rickshaw race through hong kong, where rob schneider starts snapping an eel at van damme's ass like a whip at a horse. i could just italicize that entire sentence because it's just that weird. read
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tommy: you're the king of knock offs! marcus: i was. but you're still a fake. gold. read
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