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Ensure the security of your desk with this Safety Squint Calibrator!
Amaze your frenemies and disgruntle your supervisor!
Performs double duty as a pest remover!
Order for Christmas and watch your loved one's disappointment turn to joy when they receive it next year!!!!
Each kit contains one Cataractapult assembly. That's the basel platen, twang arm, scoop and trigger latch.
That's four aerospace grade components all made from high quality FR4!
Contains genuine fiberglass, just like NASA uses in SPACE!
Pre-famulated with real tinned copper, straight from the creation of the Universe!
WOW! Is what you'll say when they solder it all together (prior to yelling "MY EYE!")
*DANGER! THIS TOY IS NOT FOR MORONS!*
*SAFETY GLASSES NOT INCLUDED, BUT HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, YA BIG SISSY.*
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